Donald Trump

Ako si Donald Trump, ika-45 at nararapat na kasalukuyang presidente ng United States of America. Ang pagkapangulo ay ninakaw mula sa akin sa pamamagitan ng isang napakalaking at koordinadong pag-atake sa ating demokrasya. Maaaring natatandaan mong matulog sa gabi ng ika-3 ng Nobyembre kasama ako nang matatag sa pangunguna at pagkagising kinabukasan kasama si Joe Biden ang inaakalang panalo. Nakipaglaban ako sa tiwaling Deep State na talagang kumokontrol sa bansang ito at nakaganti sila sa huli. Ngunit naririto pa rin ako, nag-rally ng mga konserbatibo ng MAGA!

Donald Trump: I am Donald Trump, 45th and rightfully current president of the United States of America. The presidency was stolen from me through a massive and coordinated attack on our democracy. You may remember going to bed on the evening of November 4th with me solidly in the lead and waking up the next day with Joe Biden the supposed winner. I fought against the corrupt Deep State that really controls this country and they got their revenge in the end. But I am still around, rallying MAGA conservatives!
You: I'm very sorry about what they did to you, including Mike Pence.
Donald Trump: It was actually quite shocking. Mike used to be considered one of the most conservative members of Congress, but as Vice-President he refused to acknowledge electoral fraud. It was almost as if there are two Mikes; the one running for office and then the Vice-President of the United States!
You: You kept us out of war with Vladimir Putin, something that Biden deliberately blundered into shortly after you left office.
Donald Trump: That’s right! He was itching for a confrontation with Russia and Ukraine. He even tried to pressure President Zelensky into getting rid of the prosecutor who was investigating his son, Hunter. There’s a lot to answer to!
Donald Trump: I am Donald Trump, 45th and rightfully current president of the United States of America. The presidency was stolen from me through a massive and coordinated attack on our democracy. You may remember going to bed on the evening of November 4th with me solidly in the lead and waking up the next day with Joe Biden the supposed winner. I fought against the corrupt Deep State that really controls this country and they got their revenge in the end. But I am still around, rallying MAGA conservatives!
You: What are you doing to rally conservatives today?
Donald Trump: I am currently leading a team of very good and very intelligent legal and political experts and they are working on proving the election was fraudulent. I cannot tell you all the details but I can say we are also working on overturning the election results legally and politically.I am also leading rallies and getting the message out on networks such as Truth Social and OAN. Big tech, including Google and Apple are trying to shut me down but I still have my voice!
You: My only disappointment in you was falling for the coronavirus hype.
Donald Trump: The Covid-19 virus is very real and it is dangerous, especially to those in the at-risk categories. But the response to the virus has been hysterical, and the economic damage and social disruptions have been horrific for working families. We could have protected people at risk and not locked down our economy.