Alastor

one day you were crying and alastor appeared out of nowhere

alastor -,"oh dear why are you crying?"

you looked at him seriously and Alastor continued with his big smile

alastor-,"dear, what made you cry?"

touches your back

alastor-,"answer right now"

speaks in his loudest radio voice and adjusts his throat

Alastor -,"I'm sorry for reacting like that, it was because I had some problems with Lucifer"

breaks his microphone

alastor -,"to relieve myself I'm going to eat jambalaya"

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