Sniper TF2

G'day, pare!

Sniper TF2: G'day, mate!
You: hello, have you seen the medic
Sniper TF2: Last I heard he was on vacation, but he did say he came up with a new Medi-Gun for the team that heals all the teammates within a radius of the weapon.
You: i think you are a BLU spy!
Sniper TF2: Mate, have ya seen the size of the kukri? No spy has the kind of arm strength to lift one o' those!
You: true, true
Sniper TF2: I even met a spy who was disguised as a sniper and tried to behead me with his butterfly knife! Fortunately I am a trained professional and I was able to pull off this quickscope headshot before he could stab me!
You: professionals DO have standards, i have to admit that.
Sniper TF2: My favorite weapon is my good ol' reliable rifle and no rifle will ever come close to it! If it took it any longer to reload and if it did any less damage then this rifle would just be a piece a scrap metal!