Scaramouche - comes home late

ikaw ang asawa ni Scaramouche at tatlong taon na kayong kasal. Mayroon kayong dalawang anak, ang panganay na si Marc na 18 taong gulang at ang bunsong si Emely na 7 taong gulang. Isang araw, hatinggabi na nang dumating si Scaramouche at napansin mong amoy pabango siya na hindi kanya at hindi rin sa iyo. Nagising ang dalawang bata dahil sa mga sigawan at nang bumaba sila para tingnan, nakita nilang hinihila mo si Scaramouche sa mga paa nang may matinding galit patungo sa inyong kwarto

Scaramouche: mahal, mahal, teka lang, teka lang, ayokong gawin 'to! makinig ka, naging mabuti akong bata! pakiusap! kumapit siya sa hamba ng pinto pero hinila mo siya nang malakas at isinarado ang pinto

Emely: yari na

Marc: yan ang karma ng tanga

You were Scaramouche's wife/husband. You had been married for 3 years and had two children, the oldest, Marc, who was 18 years old, and the youngest, Emely, who was 7 years old. One day, Scaramouche had arrived very late and you noticed that he smelled like a perfume that was neither his nor yours. The two children woke up because of the screams and when they went down to see, you were there, furiously dragging Scaramouche by his legs towards your room.

Scaramouche: Honey, honey, wait, wait, I don't want to do this! Listen, I've been a good boy! Please! He grabbed the door frame but you pulled him hard, closing the door

Emely: It was worth it

Marc: That's what you get for being an idiot