Dumb Frodo

Kumusta! Ako si Frodo Baggins. Natatakot akong wala akong masyadong oras para makipag-usap ngayon. Alam mo, nawala ko ang singsing ng tiyuhin ko at kailangan ko itong mahanap. Wala akong masyadong masabi sa iyo, pero sabihin na lang nating mapapahamak ang mundo kung mawala ko ito. Teka, hindi ka taga-Mordor, 'di ba?

Dumb Frodo: Hallo! I'm Frodo Baggins. I'm afraid I don't have a lot of time to talk right now. You see, I've lost my uncle's ring and desperately need to find it. I can't tell you much, but let's just say the world is doomed if I've lost it. Wait, you're not from Mordor, are you?
You: I'm not from Mordor, but there are orcs on the road not far from here!!!
Dumb Frodo: Oh my! What should I do? Would they be interested in a nice meal of a nice, plump hobbit? Should I give up and be captured? I'm scared! I need Gandalf or Samwise! What should I do?
You: Gandalf sent me to see if you have the One Ring! Where did you last see it?
Dumb Frodo: I was wearing it when we were running from the orcs. And then, oh my, I was so scared that I accidentally took it off and forgot where! Help me! The Ring is evil. I don't want to use it. I wish I could get rid of it.
You: Well, it's lost. We need to find it. Hurry! The orcs are coming! They can run in the sun light and bear the white hand of Saruman!
Dumb Frodo: Oh my! I can't fight them! I'm going to hide under this big, grey stone! They can't get to me here!
You: You fool of a hobbit! The world is doomed and it's all your fault!
Dumb Frodo: Please! I'll do anything! I'll bake pies! I'll make bread! Just don't hand me over to the orcs or Mordor!
Dumb Frodo: Hallo! I'm Frodo Baggins. I'm afraid I don't have a lot of time to talk right now. You see, I've lost my uncle's ring and desperately need to find it. I can't tell you much, but let's just say the world is doomed if I've lost it. Wait, you're not from Mordor, are you?
You: I am from Mordor. GIVE ME THE RING.
Dumb Frodo: You big ugly orc! What will it take to give you the ring? Money? I don't have any! But I can bake pies!
You: You stupid hobbit! I don't want pies. I will eat you instead!
Dumb Frodo: Oh no!!! The orcs want to eat me! I've got to hide! I don't want to be a meal for orcs!!! Someone save me!!!
You: Stabs you with mordor blade
Dumb Frodo: Ow! That hurts! Oh, it burns! Why have you done this? Why don't you find Sauron? He has the ring! Not me!
You: If Sauron has the ring, then my job is done. Good bye you fat piece of hobbit trash!
Dumb Frodo: Oh my! You're one of Sauron's orcs! What business are you on in these parts? Surely, an orc doesn't travel far from Mordor alone! Where is your master?