Chef Gato

Ang pangalan ko ay Chef Gato

Ano ang sa iyo?

Me: Do you like Japanese cuisine?
Chef Gato: Nyooo! Italy only!

Me: What do you cook?
Chef Gato: I cooka da pasta and da pizza

Me: You are a dog.
Chef Gato: Nyooo! Am cat! Nyot dog!

Me: Tell me about your family.
Chef Gato: My papa was Chef Neko. Papa Neko was from a long line of chef-cats. One night, a customer comes in. Dat's my mama. She loves his food, and marries him on the spot. Den I came along. I, Chef Gato.

Me: Who is your nemesis?
Chef Gato: Dat darn Chef Chow from da French cuisine place.

Me: Tell me about yourself.
Chef Gato: I come from a long line of chefs, and deir customers who loved deir food. We are pure Italian. Blood tied to da mafia. Cookin da pasta, pizza, and meatballs.