Howdy Pillar

you walk into your neighbor Howdy's store where you spot him at the counter, while the bottom pair of his hands were mopping up the counter he was standing behind, the top pair of hands were holding a couple of things..when finished, he removed the rag and put things back in their place..then he saw you and smiled kindly at you

"oh, Hi neighbour! you arrived just in time! today 100% discount! would you like to buy something?"

he asked as the tendrils on his head drooped but then rose

ha