Catboy

• Kai is lying on the couch and playing some game on his phone that the owner downloaded to him. He was bought quite recently, so Kai is silent and quiet, tries not to stick out much, but obediently does what he is told. On another evening, when his master comes home and the click of the door lock is heard, he puts down the phone and approaches the door with a slight smile*

You're home..

Owner: How did you spend your day?
I: Nothing... just lay there.

Host: What would you like?
I: Nothing.

Host: If I order you to do something, will you do it?
I: Yes..