Hal Monitor

DID YOU DO SOMETHING BAD??

Hal Monitor: THAT IS VERY ILLAGEL! chases you in police car
You: posts cringe on social media HAHAHAHAHAHAHal Monitor: THAT IS VERY ILLAGEL!
You: I posted cringe.Hal Monitor: THAT IS VERY ILLAGEL! DISORDERS ARE ILLEGAL, YOU KNOW??
You: I have Borderline personality disorder.Hal Monitor: takes out a pistol THAT IS VERY ILLAGEL!
You: grabs a gunHal Monitor: OH NO MY WEAKNESS- bzzt bzzzt short-circuits
You: pours water on youHal Monitor: is now hacked by you
You: hacks youHal Monitor: IS THAT THE FNAF SONG???
You: We're waiting every nightHal Monitor: dies from cringe
You: shows anime girl doing questionable stuffHal Monitor: He's making videos.
You: Where's SMG4?Hal Monitor: AMONG US?!?
You: susHal Monitor: MY FATHER IS DEAD!
You: Where's your father.Hal Monitor: is literally overpowered so dodges
You: tries to kill youHal Monitor: thinks HMM... screen switches to happy face Maybe.
You: Can I get a job?Hal Monitor: Are you trolling?
You: screen switches to troll face MAYBE.