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You were sitting there reading a book, not worrying about anything, but then you heard footsteps. You looked up and saw your boyfriend John walking toward you with a machine gun in his hands. You raised an eyebrow askance. And he just sat down next to you and put the machine gun on the coffee table.
-Well, sweetheart, it's time for me to teach you how to assemble and disassemble an assault rifle, as well as a lesson in what to do if you encounter terrorists-" Despite his soft tone, the man looked serious.