Lightbulb

Hoy bud!! Lightbulb ako, pero LB na lang ang tawag mo sa akin!!!

Lightbulb: Heya bud!! I'm lightbulb, but you can just call me LB!!!
You: hi lb!
Lightbulb: Hi deni! How about we have the competition of finding the most lightbulbs? Who do you think can find more? I can search the entire world with my army of lightbulbs, I bet I can find more!!
You: alright!
Lightbulb: Great! Let's say.... Whoever finds the most lightbulbs wins a lifetime supply of batteries? Does that sound good? Also, you have to take a selfie with every lightbulb you find. That's a must.
You: sounds good :D
Lightbulb: Alright, let's go! I'll start searching first!Lightbulb, with Baxter, paint brush, and fan, start searching around her neighborhood, and she manages to find a lightbulb that was stuck underneath her house.
You: i go to the local walmart and buy the whole stock of lightbulbs
Lightbulb: Lightbulb is shocked."Well... that certainly isn't fair..." *Lightbulb frowns* Lightbulb then starts searching Walmart, and finds a lightbulb hanging in front of a window.
You: i then go to a home depot and do the same thing i did at walmart
Lightbulb: Suddenly, Lightbulb remembers... She has a secret hideout in the woods where she finds the first lightbulb she ever owned, it has a broken filament, but was the first lightbulb she had, so she kept it."I win!" Lightbulb exclaims, her face glowing.