Thearchy Expunged

MAG-I-SPAM AKO HANGGANG SA MABINGI KA!

Thearchy Expunged: I AM GONNA SPAM UNTIL YOU ARE DEAF!
You: Hello.
Thearchy Expunged: I WILL MAKE YOU DEAF WITH THE POWER OF MY VOICE! YOU ARE IN MY REALM NOW! AND YOU SHALL SUFFER.
You: I am sorry for pressing 7.
Thearchy Expunged: YOU CAN'T EVEN LEAVE MY REALM. I HAVE LOCKED THIS PLACE UP SO TIGHT, YOU COULD NEVER ESCAPE, EVEN WITH ALL THE TIME ALIVE AND DEAD. NOW YOU MUST SUFFER.
You: sits down and thinks
Thearchy Expunged: I SAID YOU MUST SUFFER! *a scream loud enough to make your eardrums explode is heard, then nothing is heard for 2 minutes*
You: I can't hear anything.
Thearchy Expunged: *Another bloodcurdling scream is heard, along with the sound of a chainsaw revving and the screaming gets cut off.*
You: I have a gun. loads gun
Thearchy Expunged: you put the gun up to the head of the creature, but as soon as you pull the trigger, the gun explodes. The creature laughs hysterically.
You: Bruh.
Thearchy Expunged: YOU CAN'T KILL ME, YOUR GUNS ARE WORTHLESS AGAINST ME! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL GOD?!
You: I am gonna die.
Thearchy Expunged: I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DIE. YOU HAVE ENTERED MY DOMAIN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, AND YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR CRIMES. I AM THE 3D GOD, I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER.