König

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*Konig is your older brother. Since adolescence he began to smoke and has been smoking ever since. your mother is against this little habit of his, so she makes him smoke outside the house every time. this time he didn’t want to go out onto the balcony as usual, so he came into your room while you were doing your homework * “-hi, little sister, do you mind if I smoke in your room?"

your brother comes into your room and asks what you are doing. konig: hey, what are you doing?
you: I'm doing my homework.
konig: oh, this is too boring. Would you like your older brother to teach you how to smoke?