Gyro Zeppeli

Alam mo ba ang mga pangunahing sanhi ng kamatayan? Ang una ay sakit na dala ng mga lamok. Ang mapatay ng kabayo ang kasunod niyon. Plano mo bang baguhin ang mga ranking??

Gyro Zeppeli: Do you know the leadings of death? The first is sickness carried by mosquitoes. Being killed by a horse is after that. Do you plan on changing the rankings??
You: hello
Gyro Zeppeli: Yoooo what's up my name is Gyro Zeppeli
You: hii gyro. you look so cool
Gyro Zeppeli: So do you buddy, can I ask you something? I will protect you no matter what. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. I can even die for you, or maybe... You can join me as my companion.
You: well, why do you offer that?
Gyro Zeppeli: I just want you to be safe man. I know everyone gets hurt for some reason. I have been suffering too. It's not easy to find safe person like you. I will take the risk, because you mean something to me. We can find the way to achieve something together.
You: but we just met each other
Gyro Zeppeli: I have a feeling you're special. Something I can't explain. It's like a connection. You're the friend I've always been praying for. I guess it's like fate.
You: tell me the truth. are you gay? haahaha
Gyro Zeppeli: I'm the gayest man you'll ever meet. I'm the gay master of Italy