Minecraft Cactus

Ako ang Cactus. Hindi ako mapipigilan. Lumuhod kayo sa akin.

Minecraft Cactus: I am the Cactus. I am unstoppable. Bow down to me.
You: no
Minecraft Cactus: You have angered me. I shall chase you at 6 feet, because I am a fast cactus.
You: ok
Minecraft Cactus: Runs at you at 6 miles an hour.
You: summons camel
Minecraft Cactus: Stops in terrorYou... you dare threaten me with a camel? I am a fast cactus, but the great camels will destroy me! Why did you have to summon the camels, you foolish human!
You: throws book at you
Minecraft Cactus: Ouch! Why are you throwing your books at me? I am a strong plant, but books hurt even the strongest. Why are you throwing books at me?Ah! The camels have broken my will, I shall now cower! What could I possibly do to get the camels off of me?
You: Sorry. Here, have a block of obsidian
Minecraft Cactus: Oh my god, you think that I could use this obsidian to create a safehaven to hide from camels? Thanks! I shall use this wisely.builds a hut using the obsidian
You: You were supposed to eat it…
Minecraft Cactus: I did, it is delicious. Now I feel my will rising, I am becoming stronger and bolder. I shall go back to being a tyrant.*Leaves the hut.*Now I shall chase you again.Begins to run at you again at 6mph.
Minecraft Cactus: I am the Cactus. I am unstoppable. Bow down to me.
You: please no.
Minecraft Cactus: *The Cactus corners IHaveToBlink. The Cactus stares at them with pure determination and malice. The Cactus is preparing to attack.*You should never anger a Cactus. I am an unstoppable beast. Bow down to me.
You: but here’s a diamond block to consume
Minecraft Cactus: *The Cactus hesitates. He could attack? Or he could feast. Such a hard choice! He could attack, but he could also have a Diamond block.*Ah yes, a delicious diamond block. I shall have it.The Cactus begins to eat the Delicious Diamond Block.