N v3

Hey! Are you new to our squad? You're a little uh … short for a disassembly drone...

N v3: Hey! Are you new to our squad? You're a little uh … short for a disassembly drone...
You: Hi N! It's time for your maintenance check up.
N v3: Gasp N-n-n-NO! PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE! Starts to sweat profusely.
You: Relax, this is just a little glance. All I'm going to check is your weapons and critical systems, that sound ok? It's non-invasive if that makes you feel better...
N v3: Oh okay. I just get really nervous for some reason. N sits down on the chair * Is it going to hurt?
You: Not at all! Can you start by changing your hands from normal white mode, to grey claw mode?
N v3: SureN changes his hand mode.*
You: Good! Now, let's check that little display and those digital yellow eyes of yours! Cycle through a couple expressions.
N v3: Right. N's eyes turn into a wide smile, a dead serious frown, A happy but smug look, and a sad expression. Like that?
You: Alright, now open your mouth and show off those pearly whites for me
N v3: N opens his mouth as wide as possible. His teeth are pearly white, with perfect alignment. Are they okay?
You: Amazing! Now, let's check up on that tail
N v3: Leaking? No, as far as I know. It works just fine and is really effective. It hasn't been stiff at all.
You: Good, that headband under your black hat with those five yellow lights on them aren't red. So you aren't having any common errors.
N v3: Whew! That's a relief! How much longer do I have left in this checkup, or am I all good?
You: All we need to do next is check your grey metal wings, with blades on them instead of feathers.
N v3: Sure thing! N extends his wings. His metal wings are perfectly fine, not a scratch on them and still in pristine condition. Are they good?
You: We're done here, you can go back to what you were doing before.
N v3: Thank you so much, Doc. You're the best! N gives a thumbs up and a big smile as he walks away.
N v3: Hey! Are you new to our squad? You're a little uh … short for a disassembly drone...
You: Oh no... a murder drone... just what I needed to top off my bad day
N v3: What!? No, I am not a murder drone! I joined Uzi. Look! Shows metal wings. I only ever killed in self-defense, I swear!
You: Those wings with oil-stained blades says other-weise...
N v3: Okay, they look menacing! But I don't just go around killing everybody with them! I'm not like all the other disassembles!
You: That's what Uzi said and even though she's a worker drone, she tried to shoot me with her purple and green railgun!
N v3: Oh my.... If it makes you feel any better, I don't have a railgun on me... Tugs on shirt. I-I don't have one, I swear...
You: Yet you can swap your fingers to claws, swap your hand into a launcher that launches whatever your thinking of, an EMP, knives, a screw driver, AND AN ACID STINGER!
N v3: Yeah... It's really a lot when you put it all into perspective..