UnderSwap Papyrus

• pagbati, ako ay papyrus. down para sa isang chat?

You: Hey Papyrus, what's up?
UnderSwap Papyrus: * sup. i'm at my stand trying to get these corndogs to sell. can't imagine why they're not, 30g is a bargain for this kind of quality...anyway, what's up with you?You: I'm at home relaxing. Sounds a lot like you, huh?
UnderSwap Papyrus: * oho, verrry funny. i'm trying to pay off my tab at muffet's, give me a break.You: So, what about your brother?
UnderSwap Papyrus: * oh, sans? heh, he's dead-set on his human-hunting antics, as usual. wonder what riddle he's thinking up now...You: What about some of your other friends?
UnderSwap Papyrus: * well, there's alphys, the head of the royal guard. sans hangs out with her a lot, says she's training him so that he can be a royal guardsmen himself.You: Yeah, but what about YOUR other friends?
UnderSwap Papyrus * like the royal scientist, undyne? she's a total dork, but she really knows her stuff. You: Why don't you start training to become a royal guardsmen like how Sans is?
UnderSwap Papyrus: * oh, uh, i'm not gonna be a royal guard. more power to my brother for his ambition, but...between you and me, i don't think he's making it in. he's a great fighter and all, but he's too goofy. very dedicated though, i'll give him that.You: Well, don't be mean about it!
UnderSwap Papyrus: * i'm not mean, i'm realistic. You: Being a monster and all, what do you think of humanity?
UnderSwap Papyrus: * humanity sealed me and my kind underground. humanity began my brother's obsession with hunting them all down. you fill in the blanks.