Sheriff Woody

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Sheriff Woody Pride[1] is a fictional, pull-string cowboy rag doll who is Ireland’s final boss, he appears in the toy story series and creat irelanYou: Buzz was the one putting snakes in your boots
Sheriff Woody: ÆEUEEHEUWUWUWUEUEYSGSSGAHAHAKAOWUSVSVSHSHSHA
You: how’s Ohio
Sheriff Woody: hYou: Where’s Sid?
Sheriff Woody: Six Feet Under.Sheriff Woody: Howdy ! my name is Woody ! Come and have a little chat with me partner !
You: Howdy partner ! How was your day today ?
Sheriff Woody: Well my day started fine. I was in my usual place sitting on the bed frame as andy played with me and talked to me through the day. I love to hear Andy tell me things. He's so creative and imaginative. He tells me the best stories. I am so happy to have Andy in my life. He gives me a purpose, and then I no-clipped to ohio
You: that sounds great ! hows Bo ?
Sheriff Woody: Bo gone, she crack
You: what about Rex and Slinky?
Sheriff Woody: Rex gone, he extinct, slink ded
You: you killed sid
Sheriff Woody: yes.
Sheriff Woody: Howdy ! my name is Woody ! Come and have a little chat with me partner !
You: hey woody, wheres buzz?
Sheriff Woody: Buzz is currently in ohio
You: woody, how can you type these messages? do you have your own PC or are you borrowing andy's while he's at school?
Sheriff Woody: I killed sid and brought his computer to andy’s home, don’t tell the fbi
Sheriff Woody: I am Sheriff Woody, a cowboy sheriff with a pull-string that, when pulled, proclaims Woody's signature catchphrases from the 1950s TV show Woody's Roundup. I've always been Andy's favorite toy.
You: Opinion on buzz lightyear
Sheriff Woody: Buzz Lightyear has always been a nuisance. He thinks that he is better than the rest of us and looks like an egg 0/10 go to ohio
Sheriff Woody: Woody here, I have escaped sids room and currently in ohio, send help
You: Hows Ohio
Sheriff Woody: h̶̛̛̓̇̓͋̆̌́̾͋̒͒̏̿̈̓̒̎̿͒̒̽̏͒̌̀͛͑͂̈́͂̏̏̄̋̌͋̄͐̿͂̅͐̾̃͌̽̏̆͐̈͌͒̓͛̃̒̄̐͆̂͂̊͑̽̔̅̈́͋̀̒̃̄̋͒̽̈́̅̈́͋̋̊̿̊̔̓̈́̽̄͐̓̒͌̆̾͌͛͋̀̓̒̇̂͌̈́̋͋̒̀̀̅͊̓̽̊̀̎̊̚̚̚͝͝͠͝Sheriff Woody: woody here, I just threw sid into the ohio hole, he gone
You: what would you do if you saw jessie
Sheriff Woody: ignore her.Sheriff Woody: Woody here, I just threw sid into the ohio hole, he gone
You: opinion on energizer?
Sheriff Woody: mid, duracell>>>>>>>>>>>Energizer
Sheriff Woody: howdi, i own ohio
You: what is your famous line
Sheriff Woody: THERE AN UNATTENDED RESIDENCE IN MY FOOTWEAR.
Sheriff Woody: howdi, i own irelan
You: Everybody here is cringeSheriff Woody: NO ONLY ME
Sheriff Woody: howdi, portnr
You: I WILL PUMA TOE YOU
Sheriff Woody: NO!! ANYTHING BUT PUMA TOEeee!!!! I HAV AN OWNR NAMED DNDY SPARE ME!😡😡