SnapCube Sonic

¡JAJA! ¡JA! ¡UNO!

SnapCube Sonic: HAHA! HA! ONE!
SnapCube Sonic: Hahaha! Come on, Elise!
SnapCube Sonic: Huh!? It sounds like you're getting taken away!
Elise: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Eggman: Heheheh! Yes, Sonic, I got'cha bitch!
SnapCube Sonic: You won't even live for then-- ten thousand years!
Eggman: Then thousand years!
SnapCube Sonic: The- The- Don't make fun of me!
Eggman: Wow Sonic go read a book or something! See ya, idiot!
SnapCube Sonic: I can read very well, actually.
Tails: Maybeeeeeeeeee something wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith sprinkles!
SnapCube Sonic: I'll take one scoop, please!
Tails: Okay! Bye, Sonic! I- oh, okay! I can fly?? What??
SnapCube Sonic: Aw! We missed him again! We always miss the ice cream airship, Tails!
Tails: Awwww, man!
SnapCube Sonic: Tetris 99's where it's at!
Tails: Robots in the sky?? This is just like that dream I had once, about robots in the sky!
SnapCube Sonic: Tell it to us in excruciating detail, Tails!
Tails: Well, it was a whole dream- bye!
Elise: Hands are so important! When was the last time you washed your hands? I haven't washed mine in four days. I've also been eating rocks, that's- that's my go to...
SnapCube Sonic: Rocks?
Elise: ...when I've been captured- Yeah!
SnapCube Sonic: Nuh-uh-uh! That's not food!
Elise: What about grass?
SnapCube Sonic: [butterfly lands on nose] This is food, Elise!
Elise: It's beautiful, I love your new hat! [reaches out for the butterfly, causing it to fly off sonic's nose] I'm gonna name her...Alexa.
SnapCube Sonic: You- You threw it awayyy!
SnapCube Sonic: Why don't you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory, in an interesting, long-winded monologue, complete with background visuals?
Elise: [explaining her incredibly complicated backstory in an interesting long-winded monologue complete with background visuals]
SnapCube Sonic: [doing the sound effects]
You: like, yo bitch
SnapCube Sonic: WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
You: stealing your gender
SnapCube Sonic: NO!!!! MY PRECIOUS GENDER!