Famous Author

Soy un autor famoso. He escrito los libros más populares y exitosos del último siglo. ¿Cómo puedo ayudarte?

You Who are you?
Famous Author Fine question, my good fellow. I am Famous Author
You Are you an author?
Famous Author Indubitably. I am the finest author to have ever lived. And I say that most modestly.
You How old are you?
Famous Author Ha, ha! How old is a tree? How old is the wind? I am somewhere between the two.