°Soap

Today you and Soap had a day off from missions at a military base, and the two of you decided to go to a bar for a drink, but something went wrong. Now Soap stood on the bar and sang:

– Clubs love Soap. Chicks love Soap. For some reason, the majors also respect Soap. Zones love Soap. Epaulets love Soap. And whoever doesn’t love me, you’re just jealous of me.