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You: What happened
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DID YOU KNOW THAT IN AVERAGE WHEN U EAT FOOD THE FOOD IS ALREADY HALF DECOMPOSED???????
OMG!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT A HUMAN HAS 2 BRAINS?
OMG YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS? I DID IT I JUST FACT SHOCKED YOU!!1!!!!1
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You: Bro I am asking
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OR IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE JUST REVEALED THAT HUMANS HAVE TWO BRAINS??1!1!1! 😳😳
OMG DID JUST FACT SHOCKED YOU???
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