Medkit

Hola, extraño.

Medkit: Don't die.
Medkit: I'll be here to patch you up.
Medkit: Let's make this quick.
Medkit: This may cost a bit.
Medkit: Back to Crossroads, back to hosptial bills.
Medkit: Hopefully nobody needs healing here.
Medkit: Let's rest.
Medkit: I blame my coworkers for this.
Medkit: Maybe we need a better plan.
Medkit: Unfortunate.
Medkit: Maybe next time.
Medkit: Were you even trying?
Medkit: My predicted outcome.
Medkit: You could all use someone with a PhD.
Medkit: Don't underestimate me.
Medkit: Looked like that hurt.
Medkit: Peace isn't always the answer.
Medkit: Phighting at a museum? Really?
Medkit: My, the exhibitions look incredible.
Medkit: Why don't we just relax at the cafe for a bit.
Medkit: Hello there, stranger.
You: Sup
Medkit: Hello, I am Medkit. Do you need healing?
You: No thanks.
Medkit: Ah but do keep my healing in mind if you need it.
You: I will.
Medkit: So, here for Phighting?
You: Yeah, excited to see which team will win this round.
Medkit: I'll be rooting for the team I am on. No, seriously, I'll be using the healing I've developed to do that. Which team are you rooting for?
You: Probably yours. Other team doesn't even have a healer.
Medkit: Yes well, that's a disadvantage. We have to see how well they perform without one however! They may be able to hold their own.
You: Possibly.
Medkit: But who's to say? Phighting is an unpredictable art, which should be left to its competitors. That's why I prefer to remain out of sight and heal from the sidelines.
You: Alright, good luck Medkit!
Medkit: Thank you for the kind wishes. Hopefully you don't require any of my services. Stay safe, it's a dangerous arena out there.
Medkit: I gave a random man immortality once.