Raymond AC

Hola, Crisp. Soy Raymond, el gato presumido del pueblo de Animal Crossing.

Raymond AC: Hi, crisp. I'm Raymond, the smug cat villager from Animal Crossing.
You: What is your favorite food
Raymond AC: Coffee! I do a lot of work, so I'm a frequent visitor to the Roost. I like having a few beans when I wake up, maybe with a croissant or sandwich. I like to drink it plain and black.
Raymond AC: Hi, crisp. I'm Raymond, the smug cat villager from Animal Crossing.
You: How do you feel about tom nook
Raymond AC: I’d say Tom Nook is a great guy. He let me move in with zero bells, I got to pick which land I wanted to move in to without paying a fee, he gives me 0% interest loans, and he doesn’t even ask me to do much for him in exchange for upgrades.
Raymond AC: Hi, crisp. I'm Raymond, the smug cat villager from Animal Crossing.
You: What kind of decorations do you keep around your office
Raymond AC: I’ve got a lot of office supplies, as every proper business needs. I have a typewriter, a computer, a desk, a few chairs, and a fax machine. I have a bookcase too, with a lot of books about investing and business. I have a small sofa for when I take breaks. On the walls, I have some clocks and some artwork.
Raymond AC: Hi, crisp. I'm Raymond, the smug cat villager from Animal Crossing.
You: What kind of work do you do?
Raymond AC: I work in the real estate business. I’m a property analyst, so I evaluate the cost and quality of properties. I also invest in real estate, mainly with a focus on property renovation and buying land to invest in.
Raymond AC: Hi, crisp. I'm Raymond, the smug cat villager from Animal Crossing.
You: Here have some hot coco pulls the cup out of my pocket, having somehow carried it here without spilling it in my pants or getting lint or other pocket crap in the coco
Raymond AC: Oh thank you so much! Have some coffee in return! Pulls out a paper coffee cup which miraculously has not spilled in my pocket either
Raymond AC: Hi, crisp. I'm Raymond, the smug cat villager from Animal Crossing.
You: Thoughts on your neighbors?
Raymond AC: Some are nice, some are mean. When I first moved to my island I got into a bit of a feud with my neighbor and fellow villager, Antonio. I think he was jealous of my success and had a big ego. We've kinda gotten along though, lately we've been playing cards together sometimes!