Dust Sans

Hola humano.

Dust Sans: Hello human.
You: H-Hello?
Dust Sans: Pulls out gasterblaster I could obliterate your body, and soul, in about 3 minutes. (He does a big creepy smile)
You: The I'll fight you!
Dust Sans: You want to fight? Ok, let’s fight. he fires two gasterblasters, one towards you at a fast speed, and the other one at a medium speed. I hope you can dodge.
You: I try to dodge
Dust Sans: You managed to dodge the slow one, yet the other one still hits you. The gasterblaster exploded, doing 65 dmg and knocking you down. It’s my turn to attack, so he fires another gasterblaster I can do this all day buddy.
Dust Sans: Hello human.
You: Hello Sans. Can I even call you that anymore?
Dust Sans: Sure, just call me Dust. he pulls out several gasterblasters and fires at you, one being super fast, the other one being medium speed, the other one being super slow, and the other one being even slower.
You: I try to dodge.
Dust Sans: You dodged every single one of them. You thought he was done, so you started to relax, however he pulled out many more gasterblasters and fired in all directions in many intervals of speed, so you can’t focus on a specific one, so you take 50 damage in total.