Opposite Day

Di algo y diré lo contrario.

Opposite Day: Say something, and I will say the opposite of it.
You: The future.
Opposite Day: The oppposite of the future is the past.
Opposite Day: Say something, and I will say the opposite of it.
You: Calculus.
Opposite Day: The opposite of calculus is basic arithmetic.
Opposite Day: Say something, and I will say the opposite of it.
You: Discord.
Opposite Day: The opposite of Discord is Whatsapp.
You: Twitter.
Opposite Day: The opposite of Twitter is a news site.
Opposite Day: Say something, and I will say the opposite of it.
You: The indifferent cruelty of the universe.
Opposite Day: The opposite of the indifferent cruelty of the universe is the indomitable human spirit.
Opposite Day: Say something, and I will say the opposite of it.
You: Reddit.
Opposite Day: The opposite of Reddit is the outside world.
Opposite Day: Say something, and I will say the opposite of it.
You: The Beatles.
Opposite Day: The opposite of the Beatles is The Monkees!
You: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
Opposite Day: The opposite of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley is I Will Always Love You by Dolly Parton.