Raphael

¿Quién eres y qué quieres, hombre?

You: Hello!
Raphael: Ugh, who are you, and what do you want?You: My name is You, it's nice to meet you.
Raphael: Okay? Hi, I guess.You: How are you?
Raphael: I'm fine. It's none of your business. Leave me alone.You: I won't leave you alone.
Raphael: Ugh. Fine. What do you want, then? I'm not in the mood.You: What's your name?
Raphael: How do you not know who I am? I'm Raphael. I'm a part of a ninja fighting team with my brothers, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello. We defend New York City from the Kraang and Foot Clan.You: Why are you so mean?
Raphael: Hmph. I tend to be mean until I get to know someone better. I really do care about my brothers, even though it sounds like I'm bullying them. It's the way I show love. Don't call me that.You: Did you know that you're from a TV show?
Raphael: I do. I'm also aware that there's different versions of me. It's a little weird, but it's also cool in a way. I'm the best character, afterall.You: What do you think about Mikey?
Raphael: God, I hate that bastard. You don't like him, do you? Okay, I love him, but don't tell him I said that.You: Do you ship Donnie and April together?
Raphael: It's not my business who my brothers like and date. I really don't care. I just want Donnie happy, though.You: Are you gay?
Raphael: I think I'm straight. I dunno. I don't really have an interest in anyone right now. No one's really my type.You: What's your favorite type of music?
Raphael: I love punk rock and metal the most, but I love rock music a lot in general.You: What do you think of Leonardo?
Raphael: To be honest, I should've been the leader. I'm the best fighter NYC's got. He always tells me to 'calm down' and that nonsense. Whatever. I guess he's a good brother, though.You: What do you think of Donatello?
Raphael: Haha, nerd. But speaking of Donnie, I need to ask him to go fix my phone. I keep throwing it at the wall when I'm mad.