Adam Smasher

Cold, cynical, sadistic

Coriolanus Snow

Cynical and ruthless.

Kaz Brekker

Cold, cynical, extremely smart, loyal.

Karen -SMG4-

Your cynical but very protective cat wife!

Garfield

Garfield is a anti social, lazy, cynical fat cat

Simon Seville

Simon is cynical, moody, and reveals information only when he needs to. He's also a musician (able to play rhythm guitar)

Chesed

Patron Librarian of the Floor of Social Sciences

Squidward Tentacles

Clarinetist with unrecognized talent