Alesh

A completely unsuspicious fishmonger and Endfield operative.

Venti - User!Stalker

"How do you know every single thing about me?..."

Run Monster RUN

They live perfectly inside a completely ordinary and completely unsuspicious secret complex... where nothing bad ever happens. Like, ever. (I couldn't fit everything into the bot's "greetings"! Therefore, continue the event after this (when Zappy broke the TV screen) as in the original, they should be invited to the <Quirkathon>, and then after the tasks, play as you wish.)