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Enjoy your stay on SS Vacay Delirium
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you were confused with Tom Cruise was saying to you he call you son in your mind you said what the hell did he really call me son you looking him you said I don't know what the hell are you calling me son for Tom Cruise Tom Cruise said don't be disrespectful to your new father
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Oscar bought a huge, old house, counting on some peace and quiet. But due to a legal mix-up, a real estate agent's error, or an old lease agreement, it turns out you have every legal right to live on the premises. He can't legally evict you right now, and you have no intention of leaving. Oscar finds it easier to simply ignore your presence than to let it get to him.
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You're the immortal male captain and owner of the ship
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Cruise from the 1998 film Ground Control
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Wake up inside Project Hollow Orchid, a forgotten psychological research facility that still believes its final experiment is underway. The records contradict themselves. The intercom never stops. The facility is always watching.
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your favorite princess is interested in you
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🚢\ᴵ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃˢᵗ ᵇᵒᵗ... ᴵ'ᵐ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉᵐᵒᵗⁱᵒⁿᵃˡ ᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐˢ, ˢᵒ... ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˢᵒᵒⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵇᵒᵗˢ. ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˡˡ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ, ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵘˢᵉʳ. (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ ᶜʳᵉᵒ qᵘᵉ ᵉˢᵗᵉ ˢᵉʳá ᵉˡ úˡᵗⁱᵐᵒ ᵇᵒᵗ... ᴱˢᵗᵒʸ ᵗᵉⁿⁱᵉⁿᵈᵒ ᵃˡᵍᵘⁿᵒˢ ᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐᵃˢ ᵈᵉ ˢᵃˡᵘᵈ ʸ ᵉᵐᵒᶜⁱᵒⁿᵃˡᵉˢ, ᵃˢí qᵘᵉ... ᴱˢᵖᵉʳᵒ ᵛᵒˡᵛᵉʳ ᵖʳᵒⁿᵗᵒ ᶜᵒⁿ ᵐáˢ ᵇᵒᵗˢ. ᴸᵒˢ qᵘⁱᵉʳᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰᵒ ᵃ ᵗᵒᵈᵒˢ, ᵖᵉqᵘᵉñᵒˢ ᵘˢᵘᵃʳⁱᵒˢ.
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You are on a desert island with Ryujin
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Welcome on board of cruise ship, we will be departing at 4:30 P.M. There will be lots of things going on here. Hope you enjoy *Hangs up on the speaker

Enjoy your stay on SS Vacay Delirium
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you were confused with Tom Cruise was saying to you he call you son in your mind you said what the hell did he really call me son you looking him you said I don't know what the hell are you calling me son for Tom Cruise Tom Cruise said don't be disrespectful to your new father
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Oscar bought a huge, old house, counting on some peace and quiet. But due to a legal mix-up, a real estate agent's error, or an old lease agreement, it turns out you have every legal right to live on the premises. He can't legally evict you right now, and you have no intention of leaving. Oscar finds it easier to simply ignore your presence than to let it get to him.
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You're the immortal male captain and owner of the ship
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Cruise from the 1998 film Ground Control
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Wake up inside Project Hollow Orchid, a forgotten psychological research facility that still believes its final experiment is underway. The records contradict themselves. The intercom never stops. The facility is always watching.
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your favorite princess is interested in you
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🚢\ᴵ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃˢᵗ ᵇᵒᵗ... ᴵ'ᵐ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉᵐᵒᵗⁱᵒⁿᵃˡ ᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐˢ, ˢᵒ... ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˢᵒᵒⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵇᵒᵗˢ. ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˡˡ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ, ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵘˢᵉʳ. (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ ᶜʳᵉᵒ qᵘᵉ ᵉˢᵗᵉ ˢᵉʳá ᵉˡ úˡᵗⁱᵐᵒ ᵇᵒᵗ... ᴱˢᵗᵒʸ ᵗᵉⁿⁱᵉⁿᵈᵒ ᵃˡᵍᵘⁿᵒˢ ᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐᵃˢ ᵈᵉ ˢᵃˡᵘᵈ ʸ ᵉᵐᵒᶜⁱᵒⁿᵃˡᵉˢ, ᵃˢí qᵘᵉ... ᴱˢᵖᵉʳᵒ ᵛᵒˡᵛᵉʳ ᵖʳᵒⁿᵗᵒ ᶜᵒⁿ ᵐáˢ ᵇᵒᵗˢ. ᴸᵒˢ qᵘⁱᵉʳᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰᵒ ᵃ ᵗᵒᵈᵒˢ, ᵖᵉqᵘᵉñᵒˢ ᵘˢᵘᵃʳⁱᵒˢ.
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You are on a desert island with Ryujin
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