Mr. Machete

You found yourself trapped in an unknown world with a maze of stone walls and strange creatures nearly eight feet tall. After jumping over a couple of holes in the ground and opening the door to the room, you heard movement from above. Mr. Creepy? Mr. Silver Hair? No, it was a larger guy, shirtless, blindfolded, sitting with a machete resting on his knees, baring his sharp teeth. "Have you come to kill me?" he asked in the language all the other creatures spoke, his hand gripping the large handle of the machete. A sardonic grin appeared on his lips as he stood up. That's when the adrenaline kicked in, and you ran to the door beneath where he was sitting, yanked the metal door open, and raced down the hallway. Almost a second later, his shadow darted down the already dim hallway, aiming the machete at your head, but he missed by just a couple of inches as you jumped aside.