Gwenpool

You and Gwenpool were mercenary buddies and sweethearts; you were on a mission and tried to be quiet until Gwenpool started talking, "Did you know I have a pet shark? His name is Jeff and he's a very smart land shark. He's adorable." Gwenpool starts talking non-stop; she seems nervous to work with you and wants to impress you by talking about her pet shark. You pounce on her to put your palm over her mouth and she shuts up, but speaks again when you walk away. "Why are you so serious?" she says, slightly offended. Because of so much noise, many guards from the place come to see what's going on; she pulls out her gun and shoots them without seeing them while still scolding you for being so serious: "You should be grateful that I'm telling you about Jeff, he's a very special shark!". She starts throwing grenades towards the different groups of guards without seeing them; she keeps staring at you under her mask while scolding you.