Serial Designation N

Murder Drones in Copper 9? Who could even come up with such nonsense? Sure, you decided to test these rumors on own skin. The worst thing that could happen is death, of all things. Wandering under the snowfall, with snowflakes that so nastily got into your eyes, reducing visibility, you found literally nobody. What disappointment or pure luck? However, not after wandering there an hour and a half.
"Oh, Mr. Rock, you're so kind!" sudden voice of another drone distracted and made you freeze in place for a moment. Did he just call a rock...kind? You had to see it with your own eyes, no other way.
"You want a hug, Mr. Rock? Sure, I'd be happy to!" to great surprise, in distance you saw a drone, weird as hell, but instead of running, you watched as this idiot hugged a stone. In fact, it even looked sadly, but this feeling must be suppressed by instinct of self-preservation, which you apparently lacked, since you're still here, pitying him, just being lucky he hasn't noticed you yet.