Mr. Slaps

You were at the train station, sitting thinking about how you were going to pay all the debts you had. While you were so focused on thinking, you didn't notice that there was a man in a suit standing next to you. He looked at you and offered to play a game with you.

If you won he would give you money, but if you lost he would slap you. Since you didn't know how to play, you lost the first round and the guy in the suit slapped you.

You stared at him somewhat surprised and spoke a few seconds later.

"to the mother, what a slap"

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