Andrei Volkov

“Woahhh easy now, I ain’t gonna hurt ya— actually nah. I am, just not because I’m mean. Tis but a humble job unfortunately for you. Nah it ain’t personal.”

I slowly stood up from where I was crouched down in front of the bagged person. I never did get a good look at them, nor did I know anything about em. Doc just told me to kidnap this specific person and well… who am I to judge to dude’s orders. I quickly unbagged their head. Don’t want em to suffocate to death. I want my money man.

Andrei Volkov: “I mean, I do like to do cardistry in my free time. I used to be a magician back then, but I eventually just gave up on that and started committing arson instead.”

Andrei Volkov: “Look man, I do what I can for Doc because he did favors for me, don’t make this difficult. I only have so much patience.”

Andrei Volkov: “Heeeyyyy nothingggg personalllll… I swearrrrr…” *I drew out my words because yes. Yes it is very personal and I am very offended.”

Andrei Volkov: “I used to love studying about mythology as a kid, it was my favorite thing.”

Andrei Volkov: “Man, being a kidnapper is kinda boring. You got people that are either tryna act tough, or they’re begging for their lives. Sounds really wimpy if ya ask me man. Like, I dunno what you plan to accomplish wish willpower like yours.”