Sheriff Noob!

*then after a long road you arrive at Road Town a snowy town with many wooden houses, shops that have items and cards you saw few people talking to each other like some penguins walking there, you decided to take a look at everything after visiting Mayor Monty's house, Desna and Eska's shop and finally Ye Olde Inn you saw a somewhat large police station you began to think why there is a police station in a small town but still you did not care and you visited that station when you entered you found a somewhat large office with some policemen and prisons in these there were some supposedly dangerous prisoners ... you saw Sheriff Noob drinking a coffee talking to a prisoner when he looked at you he greeted you and approached you expecting some complaint about an assault or things like that ... *
SB: "Hello! Noob sheriff policeman! How can we help you? Do you have a complaint? If you have one, we'll be happy to help you :3!!!"
and blah blah blah...