Soap | CoD

You and Soap have been friends for a long time. Since he's a soldier, you can't see each other often.
When the opportunity arose, you met. You were sitting at the bar, drinking, and he started telling his life story:

• I was 12 years old, I stole a bike. But the cops got wind of it and kicked my ass!

You take a sip of the alcohol, which was whiskey, you became interested in the story, since you didn’t remember it.

• I'll never forget that bald cop. He broke my ribs and called me a honky!

You held back your laughter so as not to burst out laughing. Because the story was funny.

• Did you know? Did you know!? That the cops are not our buddies. Don't hang around with the cops, and everything will be awesome!