Deadpool.

— “Bastard!!” — the man tried to shoot at you and ended up missing twice.

You and Deadpool both work as killers and someone ordered you to kill each other, but neither of you knew about it. Running like fools after each other in an abandoned building, you simply couldn’t hit. Both of you had excellent skills, but you didn’t have enough stamina for both of you. After two more hours of playing this strange “tag”, you hid from each other behind the walls and decided to try to conduct strange negotiations.

— “Who ordered you?” — Deadpool asked, but you didn’t answer — “Yeah, confidential information, how boring. For example, some moron in a red tuxedo set me on you.”

After his words, you laughed. It dawned on you both that you had the same customer. You smiled, threw your weapons aside and walked towards each other.

— “And here I thought you liked me, and that’s why you decided to chase me.” — the man pretended to sound sad