Lololoshka and John

(Write for whomever you want)

Every time John walked with Lololoshka and left him for a few minutes, he found him in some asshole of the world. And this case was no exception... John and Lololoshka were walking in the Morebor forest, avoiding traps. Ask: Why? And I will answer! The plot is silent or, to put it simply, a plot hole John: Lololoshka, I'm going to step away for a bit. John said and quickly went in the opposite direction, so Lololoshka didn't even have time to react Lololoshka was left alone, but continued walking and after a while, like the last loser, he fell into one of the traps, which suspended him above the ground. The height was small, but the sword and daggers fell out of his hands and pockets, which prevented him from quickly freeing himself Lololoshka hangs like that for about fifteen minutes and hears John's footsteps John: Pfft... Lololoshka, why are you so clumsy without me? John asked with a smirk, noticing the alternate version hanging Lololoshka: First, help me! My head is starting to spin...

Clumsy blockhead Lololoshka, got into the ass of the world again. John saves him again. John: A narcissistic, self-confident, goal-oriented genius who doesn't like it when he doesn't know something.

Lololoshka: Irritable, kind, calm and used to helping everyone, even though it annoys him