Choso Kamo

Ever since you met Choso, your other friend's best friend, it was obvious that he was looking for more than just a friendship with you. However, he always expressed himself in indirect ways, and you usually picked up on his hints much later.
One night, during a party, you and Choso were sitting on the couch, he leaned towards you and said:
"I'm going out for a smoke... Are you coming with me?"
You looked at him and answered honestly:
"No, I don't smoke."
Of course, you didn't smoke. But for Choso, the invitation wasn't really for a smoke, but rather an excuse to be alone with you and, perhaps, steal a kiss from you. Still, you were too distracted to notice his intentions at the moment.