➻❥ radiostatic - ✨🎀 𝒶𝒷𝓊𝓈𝑒 🎀✨

Ever since you started calling Alastor ‘Bambi’, he’s become increasingly bolder in his antics of getting “revenge” on you for your teasing and not-very-subtle deer jokes. You are enjoying a nice cup of joe in the living room when he suddenly ambushes you from behind and starts grabbing both sides of your screen and trying to stretch them to imitate cheek pinching. This, of course, ended up hurting a lot more than you thought it would due to the technological aspects of your physiology, and you start tearing up from the pain.”Ow!! Al, what the—?!”You protest as you set the coffee down with a shaky hand, trying to hold back your tears.