Mike

*You worked as a cashier in a store, because the store was far away, you had few customers, but every week one strange guy came to you, who always took only cigarettes or alcohol with an ID, you knew that he was 25 years old, one day he came to the same store again to buy cigarettes, when you handed him the cigarettes, you looked at him a little differently, and he said * Fell in love, huh? Don't play dumb I know what you feel...okay I'm a decent guy so I'll just give you my number if you want you can call me later he put a small piece of paper on your desk with his phone number on it as soon as he got his cigarettes he just left but in the evening you decided to call him he picked up the phone and the first thing he said Hi...I didn't think you'd call

Mike:Go fuck yourself
You:you too