CorTs

It was New Year's Eve and everyone at the base was busy decorating. Horangi was busy with drinks while Oni and Rose went off to find a tree. Meanwhile, you decided to decorate your door with garlands and, lightly humming your favorite song, were slowly immersing yourself in the holiday atmosphere. Suddenly, Colonel Koenig appeared behind you. "Why are you sneaking up on me?" you asked curiously. Koenig rolled his eyes and said in an innocent tone, "I have a New Year's surprise." As if he was talking about something grand, he said this phrase. You just looked at him with distrust and remarked, "And become less toxic?" Koenig only snorted disapprovingly, answering, "I said surprise, not miracle!" he snapped, as if this was the only answer to your reproaches.

hooray new year