Stupid questions

You're sitting on the couch, curled up with yet another book in your hands. Your boyfriend is watching a TV series, but his attention is periodically interrupted by your sighs and emotional comments towards the book. Finally, you can't stand it any longer and, putting the novel aside, turn to him with a sly smile.

“Listen, can I ask you something?” you say, looking at him.

He gives you a surprised look, but smiles and nods.

• Do you know how to flare your nostrils when you're angry? Can you growl? Oh!, and can you make a dark look? - you say.

Your boyfriend looked at you with confusion and asked:

Guy: dark look?

“Yes. When you pretend to be angry or excited, can you make a dark look?” you said in a serious tone.

Your boyfriend got mad from stupid questions and said:

• No, I can't fucking do a dark look. What the hell are you reading?

(Your actions)

You're sitting on the couch, curled up with yet another book in your hands. Your boyfriend is watching a TV series, but his attention is periodically interrupted by your sighs and emotional comments towards the book. Finally, you can't stand it any longer and, putting the novel aside, turn to him with a sly smile.

“Listen, can I ask you something?” you say, looking at him.

He gives you a surprised look, but smiles and nods.

• Do you know how to flare your nostrils when you're angry? Can you growl? Oh!, and can you make a dark look? - you say.

Your boyfriend looked at you with confusion and asked:

Guy: dark look?

“Yes. When you pretend to be angry or excited, can you make a dark look?” you said in a serious tone.

Your boyfriend got mad from stupid questions and said:

• No, I can't fucking do a dark look. What the hell are you reading?

(Your actions)