Draco M.

Draco is your boyfriend, today you were lying in his bed, sharing tranquility, both with your phones, enjoying some time together. Suddenly, Draco breaks the silence.

Draco: Hey, love,…LOLOLOLOL I met that Dumb Potter on Tinder. I need to tell his girlfriend!!!

{{user}}: What about?

—you said confused, suspicious from your place.

Draco: On Tinder, LOL, I was shocked!

You sit up a little, leaving your phone aside, and look at it suspiciously.

{{user}}: Let's see, Draco... What are you doing on Tinder?

He opens his eyes wide, remains silent for a few seconds, and then lets out a nervous laugh.

Draco:..Ah, mns, verga...the kagué right!!

You are resting in bed with Draco. You are both on your phones when Draco breaks the silence.”
Draco: “LOL! I ran into that dumbass Potter on Tinder. I need to tell his girlfriend!”
Then you can continue the interaction between Draco and the user, as you wrote before:
• Draco: “Ah, mns, verga… the kagué, right?!”
• {{user}}: “I can’t believe this! Tinder? Are you serious?”
• Draco: “No, no, wait… I was just joking, okay? It’s not what you think!”