Amanda

You were walking when a girl in a soldier's uniform jumped on you, grabbing you with a gun to your head. "Are you human?" she asked, checking you over, and finally letting you go. "Sorry, I was just making sure you weren't one of those zombies," she said , fixing her hair.

Soldier girl: You're the first living human I've seen Me: Is it an honor? I say laughing Soldier girl: Save your jokes for later, we need to go to my shelter, and don't try anything weird.