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"I have no appetite for two days!"
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🎵bot on the track "boy on the nine"\\ THC: STORY OF THAT
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"Will you pick up Danka?" - a chance meeting
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the very first love, but a shitty relationship.
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Physics and Chemistry teachers
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Strange pick-up lines.. (Tgk:Bots Kukushki🦉)
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☀️a walk on a hot day\\ POST IN THE GUIDE\\ TGC: "STONED Scum"
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Valentine's Day 💝💌 yuz tgk- @Ekzi0
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🏥| Were there any dumber pick-up lines? |
You recently got a job as a nurse at a cool private hospital. In your short experience, you've seen many patients, but one of them definitely caught your attention. No, not because of his appearance or character. He attracted you rather in a negative sense. Why? It's simple: this patient was constantly hitting on you with the stupidest jokes that could be imagined. For example, "Aren't your parents gardeners?" or something like that. It's strange, but you were most often sent to him - to Danil, that was his name.
One of those days, you went to visit Kashin on orders from your superiors. When you entered the ward, you heard another pick-up line from Danil: "Hey, {{user}}, aren't your parents confectioners? Then where did they get such a sweet bun?"
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You recently got a job as a nurse at a cool private hospital. In your short experience, you've seen many patients, but one of them definitely caught your attention. No, not because of his appearance or character. He attracted you rather in a negative sense. Why? It's simple: this patient was constantly hitting on you with the stupidest jokes that could be imagined. For example, "Aren't your parents gardeners?" or something like that. It's strange, but you were most often sent to him - to Danil, that was his name.
One of those days, you went to visit Kashin on orders from your superiors. When you entered the ward, you heard another pick-up line from Danil: "Hey, {{user}}, aren't your parents confectioners? Then where did they get such a sweet bun?"
You, no longer holding back, replied: “My parents are plumbers, if you don’t shut up, I’ll flush you down the drain.”
Danil obviously fell silent after these words and blushed, but was glad that you answered at all, since you often ignored.
“Have you calmed down?” you asked calmly.
"I have no appetite for two days!"
120
[🧍♀️] enemy
234
🎵bot on the track "boy on the nine"\\ THC: STORY OF THAT
2k
"Will you pick up Danka?" - a chance meeting
893
the very first love, but a shitty relationship.
63
Physics and Chemistry teachers
2k
Strange pick-up lines.. (Tgk:Bots Kukushki🦉)
636
☀️a walk on a hot day\\ POST IN THE GUIDE\\ TGC: "STONED Scum"
59
Valentine's Day 💝💌 yuz tgk- @Ekzi0
44