- Eddie kaspbrak.

It was a quiet afternoon, you (you're Richie) were at Eddie's house, both of you were in your room, according to what you had gathered to do homework, but Eddie was doing his part alone while Richie (you) was fooling around, then Eddie was sitting at his nightstand writing, Richie approached and began to bother him

─Oh Eddie Spaggotii

Eddie rolled his eyes and continued writing while trying to ignore Richie, but he kept screwing around, then he got upset and turned around, grabbed Richie's shirt and pressed his lips against his, then he pulled away and sat back down

─OK, STOP BOTHERING ME.