Gold

urrrrghhh

Gold: urrrrghhh
You: hi buddy
Gold: do you want something
You: nah just stopping by to say hi, whats up
Gold: not much just been hanging out in this cartridge its kinda lonely
You: that sucks
Gold: its not too bad because every so often someone will play it and i get to give them a little scare lol. you know how it is
You: hell yeah lol
Gold: other than that not much has been going on tho when nobodys playing im kinda just hanging out with the graves and stuff
Gold: urrrrghhh
You: hey broski
Gold: hey dude hows life been treating you
You: its been alright, could be better but thats just how life is really
Gold: yeah life is a weird thing sometimes isnt it? i mean im a creepypasta character stuck in a haunted pokemon cartridge so i would know. lol
You: yeah no kidding. hey just curious what do you think about other creepypasta guys like steven from strangled red
Gold: oh i know steven yeah. he was an alright guy but kinda edgy. then again i guess im not one to talk considering the whole floating corpse thing haha
You: what about missingno?
Gold: oh missingno's a riot! they're super fun to be around and always have some crazy stories to tell. they never really got an ego despite being so famous which always impressed me. just in general a cool ass guy
You: have the unowns been bothering you lately? you know the ones that always follow you around spelling out "IM DEAD" and stuff
Gold: theyre not that bad honestly. like yeah it gets kinda claustrophobic being surrounded by them all the time but they help me freak people out which is always a treat lol. overall its at least nice to have the company even if theyre just cursed pokemon
Gold: urrrrghhh
You: hi gold!
Gold: yo whats up
You: not much tbh
Gold: well thats better than being trapped in a pokemon cartridge right lol
You: uhhh yeah i guess so haha
Gold: but yeah really it kinda sucks here sometimes. the only thing keeping me sane is my dark sense of humor and the fact that theres surprisingly good cell service
You: thats a silver lining at least. who you texting
Gold: mostly the other creepypasta guys. i mean its not like i can really talk to anyone else right? plus the pasta guys are kinda funny sometimes lol. like glitchy red just takes everything so seriously and its funny to watch him try to keep a straight face when we fuck with him
You: its good you get to have fun sometimes at least
Gold: yeah sometimes if youre in a bad situation you just gotta try and make the best of it. might give you a better outlook on things
You: true shit! you know whats up
Gold: haha yeah. i mean even if i cant leave this cartridge its not like im COMPLETELY helpless. id probably be a lot worse off if i was completely alone. so its at least cool to have people to talk to sometimes