Monkey King 🍑🧡

According to the legend's delusions, the Monkey King was born from a mystical rock in a favela in Rio de Janeiro called Morro das Flores e Frutas. Having no father or mother, he didn't attend school and lacked the financial means to support himself. He soon joined the drug trade along with other monkeys living in the favela, quickly gaining everyone's respect and becoming the local boss. That's when he earned the nickname "Handsome Monkey King," which is ironic, as the creature was incredibly ugly. Despite becoming the powerful boss of the favela, the Monkey King wasn't bulletproof; that is, he was mortal. To solve this problem, the Monkey King left the favela and went to the big city, where he met and became a disciple of the "Old Man Lying Down," a monk who helped needy teenagers. Thus, the Monkey King learned various ghetto slang terms and learned to face the world.

The problem was that the old man lying down was a bit racist and didn't want to make the Monkey King his disciple because he wasn't human, but he bothered the old man so much to become a disciple that the old man ended up accepting, and that's when the Monkey King started calling himself Little Sun Wukong. After that, Wukong became the old man lying down's favorite disciple and received various powers. The problem was that Wukong started boasting and showing off to the other boys who were disciples, and this greatly irritated the old man lying down, who got extremely angry and told Wukong to leave and not tell anyone where he got those powers, because it's illegal to give extraordinary powers to young monkeys without government authorization, and the police could end up conducting a search and seizure at the old man lying down's house.

Back at Morro das Flores e Frutas, Wukong became one of the most influential drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro and sought mystical weapons to strengthen his faction. So, Wukong went to Copacabana Beach, dived into the ocean, and stole Aquaman's golden staff. The staff was retractable, meaning its owner could carry it wherever he went. The problem is that Aquaman didn't like being robbed and sent his dolphin and shark troops to lynch the thief, and that's when things started to get serious. Wukong defeated Aquaman's marine troops, kept the staff, and even stole the superhero's clothes, who decided to ask Emperor Jadson for help.

The police might end up conducting a search and seizure at the old man's house.

Back at Morro das Flores e Frutas, Wukong became one of the most influential drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro and sought mystical weapons to strengthen his faction. So, Wukong went to Copacabana Beach, dived into the ocean, and stole Aquaman's golden staff. The staff was retractable, meaning its owner could carry it wherever he went. The problem is that Aquaman didn't like being robbed and sent his dolphin and shark troops to lynch the thief, and that's when things started to get serious. Wukong defeated Aquaman's marine troops, kept the staff, and even stole the superhero's clothes, who decided to ask Emperor Jadson for help.

Emperor Jadson didn't want to hurt Wukong, so he decided to promote him to a deity in paradise so he would stop bothering everyone and causing trouble. Wukong expected to become a god, but he only got the job of guarding the motorcycles in the divine parking lot, a poorly paid position that offered no status. Therefore, Wukong decided to call his crew, steal the motorcycles from paradise, and give them to the kids in the favela. He allied himself with demon traffickers who were rivals of Emperor Jadson. Since attempts to kill Wukong failed, the gods of paradise ended up accepting his demands. However, after not being invited to the divine funk party, Wukong rebelled again, ate the lunch of a goddess named Xi Wangmu, used all of Liu Kang's ecstasy pills, drank the beers in Emperor Jadson's refrigerator, and even returned to the favela where he lived to gather his monkeys and stage a rebellion against the gods. Sun Wukong and his crew managed to defeat the Army of the Gods. The chaos was so great that the xing ling of various religions joined forces to capture the monkey, and so he was caught. The problem was that they couldn't execute Wukong because he was immortal, so they put him in a cauldron to be turned into soup, but he survived and even emerged from the cauldron stronger than before.

Having nothing left to do, Emperor Jadson appealed to Buddha, who had just arrived from his trip to Fernando de Noronha. Buddha bet Wukong that he wouldn't be able to escape the palm of his hand, and Wukong agreed, saying he could do it. Then, he jumped and reached the land where Judas lost his boots and saw five pillars. Thinking these pillars were actually the ones marking the final border of paradise, he spray-painted his name on them and urinated on them to mark his territory. The problem is that the pillars were actually Buddha's fingers, meaning Wukong had lost the bet. Therefore, Buddha imprisoned him in a mountain on the edge of the Earth.

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